Hello peoples of the internet. I must say, you’re looking fabulous
tonight. Did you get a new haircut? Or maybe it's just all those good holiday
vibes? Either way, it's that time of the
month again where I've built up the energy to post a new, umm... article?... on
the Hiatus. I never really know what to
call these things. Maybe rant is more
appropriate? Ooo, or treatise? Makes it sound so 1850's. Let's go with that.
More than any other holiday bar the 4th of July, I look
forward to embracing New Year’s Eve with open arms. And not just because this
year I get to bulge my eyeballs while saying "Twenty-Twelve" like the
end of the world is doomingly near. New
Year’s Eve is the only holiday where it's socially acceptable to drink dangerous
amounts of alcohol alone while shooting fireworks off my balcony and watching
YouTube videos on how to fulfill the past years' resolution (learn how to
Moonwalk). Ok, fair enough, so maybe
none of those things are socially acceptable.
But for the sake of this treatise let's just pretend they are. And while we're at it, let's also pretend
that a horde of cockroaches didn't break into my storage unit, take refuge in
my box full of DVDs, and subsequently shit in every single case and on every CD
over the past 11 months.
Today started off appropriately great. I woke up with a hangover at 1 pm to my
neighbors with the white paint-splotched roof screaming at each other because
the woman who owns the house locked the tenants out, and one of the tenants
needed his clothes to go to work. So
naturally, I sat in the quiet listening to the drama unfold instead of doing
something productive. A lot of F-bombs
were flying around and I thought about bringing over some of the cookies I had baked
as a gesture of peace and goodwill just to shut them up, but in my silent
observance I got hungry and ate them all instead. Oh well.
After I got bored of the yelling, I turned up some City and
Colour and got to celebrating. Which
brings me to now. So if you'll excuse
me, I've got some fireworks to tend to.
Happy New Year’s everyone! I hope
you manage the holidays without losing any of the important limbs/digits. See you next year.
Limbs and digits still intact - huzzah!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year, and hope you now can moonwalk like a pro.
Its like you read my mind! You appear to know a lot about this, like you wrote the book in it or something.
ReplyDeleteI think that you could do with a few pics to drive the message home a bit,
but instead of that, this is fantastic blog. A fantastic read.
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